Fate is a fickle beast at the best of times. Lurking unseen around the corner, watching your every move and ready to pounce at the right opportunity.
You can lure it out easily enough. Take children anywhere near water without a change of clothes or perhaps take a glass of red anywhere near white carpet.
At other times you can not so much tempt it as flash it, call it something derogatory and ask it to come and have a go…
Now there is a counter-argument.
That there is no such thing as fate, no predetermined course of events, no fixed natural order to the cosmos.
Whatever is at play – chaos, fixed order, bad luck or even Alanis Morissette-esque ‘irony‘, there is some poetry in the natural order of things described below:

All waxed up and nowhere to go
Saturday: Buy a new surfboard ready for the usual summer conditions of NE windswell and variable winds.
Sunday: Get excited about new board, wax it up and look forward to using it.
Monday: Big new south swell, go for dawn surf on regular shortboard, get a few, see a big one coming, swing around, late takeoff, vertical freefall, mess up the landing, fall side of the head first with 6ft plus of water piling in on top.
Result: Burst left eardrum, whiplash and a little concussion (if the nausea was anything to go by).
Now patched up and out of the water for the best part of a month with a northern-hemisphere family Xmas coming straight after. This board is going to stay dry for a while yet.
No big deal in the grand scheme of things…
…and still, worse things happen at sea.